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Two of the greatest qualities in life are:

Patience and Wisdom

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Mid Life Crisis

After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said:
"Darling, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed
and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot
25-year-old girl.

Now I have a $500,000.00 home, a $45,000.00 car, nice big bed and plasma screen TV but
I'm  sleeping with a 65-year-old woman.  It seems to me that you're not holding up
your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old
girl, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment,
driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white
TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis !!!!

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